Who is ready to do pull-ups at the airport?

[BigBalls]

Best exercise in gym, besides squats. I repeat in the fawking gym. Who is looking forward to doing them at the airport? Fawking clown show.

Armpit stains did not say if TRT is included with your boarding pass. That boy is juicing.

 

 

[Daystalker]

I don’t know, kind of a nice idea to have an area for some light exercise at the airport.  Not for the poor, mind you.  It should be part of a club, or have a gym put one in for their members, kind of a nice perk.  Beats sitting with the rest of the people packed in like sardines while some idiot layabout just spreads down on the filthy floor and takes a nap, too tired to act like an adult.  I fart on planes so much, I don’t know why.  Like just absolute tear jerkers.  It seems to be better though if I have to walk a bunch to get to the gate though, so maybe a few squats and a pull up or two would save those around me.  Flying private with me is like traveling with Pepe LePue though, it’s so bad, and in such a smaller place. Ballss, why do you hate pull-ups.

[mandb]

It is not just pull-ups. Lefties get triggered by anything and everything.

[BigBalls]

Sitting next to a sweaty guy who just worked out is almost like sitting next to a serial farter. I love pull ups, I do them once a week with my back workout. But  have never been in an airport and thought, “Oh man , if only they had a pull up bar here at gate goofy I could do pull ups”. Did I hear correctly that this goofy idea would cost $1b, lmao. Who thought of this? Someone who had a worm in his brain?

What’s with your flatulence bro? Nerves or lactose intolerancy? I get the runs when I get stressed or nervous. Torture back  in 2008-10 when I  worked and had to attend monthly board meetings to discuss the months sales and financial reports and brace for questions. “ When do you see the P&l return to profitability? How much more cash burn do you expect? What should our guidance to investors  be for the next quarter?” I felt my stomach gurgling and in my head I answered, “ you muthafawkers, my stock options are worth  shet, our loan origination volume is dead, securitizations are dead, banks and mortgage companies are going BK daily, we are cooked”.

I sat in the same row ( not even next to) some fawkface who hadn’t bathed in weeks. Torture . Why the hell wouldn’t someone shower on travel day. Hate to say this but I think he was Arab or Indian. Water scarce areas or just poor hygiene? I don’t care, put showers at the airport and a strip club.

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[Daystalker]

Not sure, but I have the same issue for the first night when I go to the mountains.  I think it is the pressure.  I have an untampered with large intestine and associated plumbing, so I guess that holds a differential when introduced to higher altitude, like a sealed bag of ruffles.  Still though, maybe a 5 minute quick workout before flying would keep people from acting like animals on an aircraft.  Worth a shot.

[BigBalls]

 

 

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