which is less of a sport?

[San Clemente]

Basketball or soccer.

 

Basketball is more of a circus act for genetic freaks.      Soccer is for the most part unwatchable.   It exists for poor people abound the globe that can’t afford to participate in a real sport.

 

Neither is a contact sport ,  more a competitive leisure activity like golf or my favorite to participate in,  Polo.    Pure fun.

 

Only real sports are American Football,  Rugby,  REAL ICE HOCKEY,  and martial arts including boxing  and of course  Fencing.

 

maybe sanka should take up coed pickleball.   He can get matching unifors and everything.  always trying to help.   sc

[Daystalker]

You play polo?  Like on a horse?  Hahahahhahha.  Arent those guys dwarves or something?  Little teeny men on ponies?  Or do you just watch from the stands with a big fancy hat and half a bottle of Drakkar Noir sprayed on you?

[San Clemente]

of course it’s on a horse. loser.    it’s so much fun.   you simply are genetically too inferior to be capable of  understanding.  Only thing that comes close is a 15 foot  peak break.   Like fawking mother-nature herself.    sc

 

[Daystalker]

No I’m over 4’11”.

[Java]

That was classically funny.  Grocery stock drakkar noir.  I bet I still have a bottle of that buried in some box somewhere hahahaha

so we know he’s cheap and gay.  Played ice soccer. Or sat on the bench and watched others do so.

now we know he’s a midget.  Do you  suppose he’s one of those guys who used to be tall and shrunk in their 60s or do you  think that he’s always just been a shrimp?

that would explain why we grocery  stick he sat on the bench dh between all the real players.

daystalker.  Detective at work.  Smarter than he looks

[Daystalker]

Ya this whole time we have been going back and forth with “The Lone Ranger”.  Hi-Yo Gold and Silver, AWAAAAAY!!!

[RWC]

Basketball is not a contact sport? Laughable, try running into a pic at full speed set by a guy 6’8 260lbs with no pads. You think Jerry West got his nose broken 9 times in the NBA by never getting hit? He’s just a guard you can’t imagine the contact that goes on with the post players underneath.

[Java]

I’ve broken my nose twice.  Once in the non contact sport of basketball and once in baseball.

the basketball one was me at just under 6’ thinking I was gonna go into the trees and get a rebound.   Genius that I was I got position u der the hoop.  Saw the ball go up.   The 6’8 guy next to me may have had height but I sure had hops and timing.  So he reached up.  I timed my leap and went up and up and

 

THWACK.   His elbows went out.  He caught the ball elbows wide.  Came down with the elbows as my nose went up with the rest of me.  6’8 elbows win the fight against any nose any time.

 

blood everywhere.  I’ll remember as I am on my knees bleeding everywhere. Is that one of the girls who is a trainer came over and said I’m a medic get me some cold towels  and some guy has the Wise input that Don don’t touch him he might have AIDS hahahahaha.  I’ve basically got a concussion. My nose is crushed. I’m bleeding everywhere and I somehow have the foresight to say no I’m straight. I’m married. I don’t take it up the butt  I don’t have AIDS    I should have elaborated that I didn’t live in San Clemente  but i was in a lot of pain.   Sat all night in the ER and all they did was shove cotton balls up my nose.  I think it might’ve cured my deviated septum though lol.

I’ll tell the baseball story another time that one felt like I’ve been hit in the face with a shovel

 

if I had just played ice soccer, I would truly understand what the genius of contact sports teaches and feels like. my nephew who plays or played real life Big Ten division one hockey  jokes that playing his Contact support taught him how to have concussions and how to feel drunk without ever taking a sip of alcohol    of course he also taught us that anyone who played club hockey at USC in the 80s was a grocery stick and we learned where the grocery stick was. so maybe the concussions did some good

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