Home › Forums › Wealth › Some douchebag named Brandon from discount Schwab sent me this.
don’t have a real broker? you too can pretend to be a big boy. No you won’t actually participate in an IPO , but you can pretend.
https://www.schwab.com/learn/story/how-to-invest-in-ipos-at-schwab
always trying to help. sc BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHH
Bullshit, no one has called you in years. Why would they?
Yes, because Charles Schwab is not a real brokerage house. All that money I have there and all of those stocks is just an illusion.