Home Forums Wealth Some douchebag named Brandon from discount Schwab sent me this.

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    • #13676
      San Clemente
      Participant

      don’t have a real broker?   you too can pretend to be a big boy.   No you won’t actually participate in an IPO , but you can pretend.

       

       

       

      https://www.schwab.com/learn/story/how-to-invest-in-ipos-at-schwab

       

       

      always trying to help. sc   BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHH

    • #13853
      Daystalker
      Participant

      Bullshit, no one has called you in years.  Why would they?

    • #13881
      Java
      Keymaster

      Yes, because Charles Schwab is not a real brokerage house. All that money I have there and all of those stocks is just an illusion.

      • #13903
        San Clemente
        Participant

        it’s a day trader gambler’s paradise.  For LOSERS like you.

         

        Gamble on. sc

      • #13926
        Java
        Keymaster

        remember when you used to be considered wealthy instead of “mid”?

        happens when you spend your career as an employee.

        Bargain doctor. Bargain investor. Bargain city.  Opportunity zone pretender

         

        they call him. Grocery Stick.

      • #13929
        San Clemente
        Participant

        Aren’t you about due for another divorce.   I remember one where you ran to the board in the middle of the night and begged anyone that knew a family law lawyer in methland?    That was what 3 or 4 divorces ago.  Then you met a skank and married here after a weekend thing? Can’t keep them all straight.   All I know is they all, just like ‘your’ kids hate you and think you are  a piece of merde.

         

        How does squab divide up all those gambling futures things?  How does does the michigan educated teeth cleaner have to come up with?

         

        Never mind,  don’t care.        You really should buy a nice watch while you still can .   Or how about opening a fast food fried chicken place in dana point.   See how that works out.   You actually do know that bidness.  sc

      • #13932
        Java
        Keymaster

        do they have midget polo?

        do you get the short little Shetland pony?

        let me guess you’re the goalie

        my wife is 5’ tall.  Have you shrunk to her size yet?  she weighs between 93 and 96 depending on the day. I wonder if she could kick your @$$ too.

        of course. Pain in your posterior is completely up your alley. So to speak pardon the  pun

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