Like watching two midgets have sex

[Java]

This game is perverse.  Disgusting.  Badly lit poor executed.  A truly awful watch.

but it’s the only thing on and the remote is across the room

UCLA is the fat midget.  Cal is the poor one with the hairy armpits.  You can smell her through the tv and she has a “I hate America” tattoo across her back

[Brad Stevens]

Wrong, there’s 4 other games on right now. Try east Mississippi River St vs New Mexico. Riveting……. UCLA/Kal is actually a great game,,,, but quality trash talk 😂

[Java]

I watching and wondering “what is this game missing?”  I mean. Besides quality play.  Discipline.  Good execution.  Blocking.  Good tackling and decent coaching?

 

and then it happened. A flag. More flags.  That’s it.  We needed some more flags in this game.

[Brad Stevens]

I saw a couple of hot hippy chicks in the stands.  I’m waiting for them to kiss

[Java]

We’re about to find out that both of them are dudes

[Brad Stevens]

Nah man, I saw them go into the women’s bathroom, Wait, where is this game being played?

[Java]

Cal.  You’re seeing all this on tv?

you have one of those special 100 inch tvs w “all the channels” that grocery stick  has?

[Daystalker]

Enjoy your gay midget sex tonight Trojans.  At least you have an extra day to recover this weekend.

[Java]

Enjoy your sorry qb injury. I was going to comment that he doesn’t throw well.  Hes not in synch w receivers and he’s. Not  especially  nimble or elusive.  But that he does seem to have an unusual desire or penchant for absorbing punishment.  Like Rocky.

and when I’m about to post that he goes down.  He plays like this he’s not lasting the season .

[Daystalker]

He’s fine Java, just took a cleat to the leg,something that happens in contact sports sometimes.

[Java]

He’s not gonna last the year if that’s what you have that passes for an offense.

[Daystalker]

I’ll tell him to bring a big giant juice box to look tougher, should work out just fine.

[Daystalker]

I’ll tell him to bring a big giant juice box to look tougher, should work out just fine.

[Brad Stevens]

Speaking of gay, was that Troy Boy Aikman running the bruins out of your tunnel tonight?

[Daystalker]

speaking of gay Bradley, How close are you watching us?  How do our asses look?  Bradley likey?

[Java]

Who said the midgets were gay?  I didn’t

 

oh. There’s another flag

[Brad Stevens]

oh no, sounds like someone needs a boost of self esteem.  Ask Troy Boy

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