Hey balls. Can you recommend a Full service Broker?

[Java]

I’m really looking for a place I can pay a large percentage of my assets to.

to be managed by a 23-year-old with acne

 

giving me great advice about the next hot thing that he just found

 

with the portfolio full of government bonds, real estate and gold  all designed for an amazing 3 to 5% return

 

I mean, who wouldn’t want to pay someone lots of money to manage w a great strategy like that?

I’m clearly missing out on this level of genius. Who would you suggest to “manage my money“???  I need help.  So badly.  because everyone knows that the best way to keep and grow, your assets is to hand someone else your money and trust them to do it for you

 

[BigBalls]

lol. I have done better on my own than with any of the MBA grads that have handled my money. All they ever did was say, “ you have to give it time and ride out the ups and downs”. No one will keep the pencil as sharp as you. Maybe sone guy in San Clemente can recommend some good 2%CD’s or better yet buy goooolllllddd!!!

[Java]

LRCX is now the 25th most valuable company in the world. Maybe just the US. $500 b market cap and I guarantee you no one here knows that the hell they do lol.

just made a quick $6k on them today and $25 k more on Carvana.  Today is Friday with black people day tomorrow

 

oh and TQqq is at $83.  Man the money problems I have muahahahaha

 

gambling is fun and profitable.

[Author]

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