Harrison bader. I’m dying laughing

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So it’s  always hilarious when misfortune finds the giants.  Kind of like this entire decade hahahaha.

but get this article.  Oh but it gets better.

Early on Sunday morning, July 26, 2026, at approximately 1:50 a.m., Harrison Bader was involved in a collision while riding an electric scooter in San Francisco’s Cow Hollow neighborhood. [1]
According to witness accounts and local reports, Bader crashed his scooter into the rear of a parked or arriving San Francisco Fire Department engine outside the Balboa Cafe. The collision caused the vehicle’s wheel to roll over his foot, resulting in a severe injury. Emergency responders transported Bader to a local hospital with non-life-threatening injuries. [1, 2, 3]
Witnesses also reported seeing Bader drinking at multiple bars across different neighborhoods hours prior to the crash. [1]

Impact on the Season and Contract
Bader had already been on the injured list since May 29 dealing with left plantar fasciitis. He was scheduled to meet with a foot and ankle specialist in Indianapolis the day after the crash, but the impact of the scooter accident completely altered the nature of his medical evaluation. [1, 2]

 

Giants manager Tony Vitello confirmed that Bader is expected to miss the rest of the 2026 season. Reports from The Athletic indicate that the Giants’ front office and legal departments are investigating the details of the crash, as Bader has reportedly been less than fully cooperative, raising speculation that the team may look into voiding the remainder of his contract due to “high-risk activities” prohibited by the collective bargaining agreement. Bader originally signed a two-year, $20.5 million contract with San Francisco in January. [1, 2]

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So why does it get better?

This is not baders first accident

Not even the first accident on an electric scooter

Not even the first accident on a scooter while drunk

Not even his first drunk electric scooter accident where he runs into the back of a truck or car or whatever.

This numb skull actually has done this before. Hahahahahaha. Does he not have an agent? Or a girlfriend?

Almost as dumb as that former giant who is a conservative and spends his money on tranny hookers in San Diego. Wish I could remember that guys name. But he likes taking it up the butt and pays people to do that to him. Man what is that Giants name.

Anyway. Back to bader. Man what a clown.

So glad I’m not a vagiant fan

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