Game week!! Can you feel it? Noon kickoff. 100 degrees. The

[Fraud]

smell of egg rolls and tikka masala wafting through the air from the tailgates. 41K fans golf clapping while over produced, fake excitement pumps through the PA. Standing up quickly in fear while Bugs heaves a jump ball into double coverage. Missed tackles and penalties by the dozens. Out of tineouts with 4 minutes left to play in Q3.  I’m jacked to suck.

[the909]

Fraud: “I’m jacked to suck.”

Tell us something we didn’t already know.

[Author]

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