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Word has it Satan is terrified and Chuck is taking over the after life.
He will be back next week.
May Chuck Norris RIP. Looks like he lived in Hawaii. No reports what illness took him? He was in great shape too. God Bless him and his family…
My condolences to death for having now experienced Chuck Norris
At night, the bogeyman checks under the bed for Chuck
Chuck Norris’s reflection wouldn’t even look him in the eye
When cops need cops they called Chuck Norris
I bet Chuck would keep driving to Dana Point as well.
I think there’s a joke in there somewhere right?
life finally got too scared of Chuck Norris
Even he was too freaked out to stop in San Clemente.
When Chuck Norris went swimming, sharks got out of the ocean
Chuck Norris rode the motor without the cycle
Chuck Norris wore a hat to protect the sun
Medicine took Chuck Norris to feel better
it was actually Chuck Norris that killed the dinosaurs
Cats actually have chuck like reflexes
Chuck Norris once jump-kicked a horse in the mouth, and invented the Giraffe.
Chuck Norris had a diary. It was called a Guinness Book of World Records
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