Stock market is on a tear from just this morning. The Street always knows.
I can only speculate:
A) Taco trump is going to bend the knee again and back down by reversing policy after Iranians refused to overthrow the clerics.
B) Iran capitulated and unconditionally surrendered. HAHAHAHA. I couldn’t even type that with a straight face.
C) It was all a stock market manipulation for the benefit of Trump’s billionaire friends
D) A nd C.