Super Bowl Alernative Halftime Show review

So I wasn’t about to watch some foul mouth spanish speaking dude prance around with his pants half down.  So I made sure, and hope you did too,  CHANGE the channel to the dog show.  That way Direct TV sees the ratings went down.  And found the Alternative Turning Point halftime show on you Tube

So let’s summarize this.

If you’re part of Hee Haw America or Heavy Metal Harley America, you’ll love this.  Full of ads, full of screaming guitars.  No clue how this is “AllAmerican” other than the 3 screaming electric guitars playing the national anthem to open.

Kid Rock pranced around the stage screaming and “rapping”  Sounded like that song “Boom”  Then some chick with a violin and a dude dressed in an Adam Ant costume playing the cello did a duet.

So yeah, we have 3 guitarists screaming their wah wah pedals to the Star Spangled Banner.  Then a couple hee haw country songs.  LOT and LOTS of tattoos.  And now we have the “culture” because MURICA done got culture too ya know.  And anything with a fiddler, violin, screams culture,.  I am gonna guess we gotta have some token blacks at some point.  We had the country folk, the meth head folk, and the string duet folk.   Gotta have us some negro folks somewhere.

We got fog all over the stage.  And of course, the obligatory concert tribute lights.  Not lighters.  This is 2026.  All phones I think.

Oh well, I don’t hear anything about rah rah America maybe this is what they figured it should be.  Just a concert mish mash of artists.

I am wondering if I would have been better off watching some guy cussing out America in SPanish.  I mean there’s always a chance Bad Bunny would have been hauled off by ICE.  That would have been awesome.

Hee Haw and Harley America halftime show?  I would give it a 2 on a scale of 10.  At least there weren’t any wardrobe malfunctions.

On the bright side, I didn’t burn up my BBQ or the stucco on the side of the house this time.  That happened the last time the Seahawks won the Super Bowl.