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    • #17212
      Java
      Keymaster

      This game is perverse.  Disgusting.  Badly lit poor executed.  A truly awful watch.

      but it’s the only thing on and the remote is across the room

      UCLA is the fat midget.  Cal is the poor one with the hairy armpits.  You can smell her through the tv and she has a “I hate America” tattoo across her back

    • #17214
      Brad Stevens
      Participant

      Wrong, there’s 4 other games on right now. Try east Mississippi River St vs New Mexico. Riveting……. UCLA/Kal is actually a great game,,,, but quality trash talk 😂

      • #17217
        Java
        Keymaster

        I watching and wondering “what is this game missing?”  I mean. Besides quality play.  Discipline.  Good execution.  Blocking.  Good tackling and decent coaching?

         

        and then it happened. A flag. More flags.  That’s it.  We needed some more flags in this game.

      • #17219
        Brad Stevens
        Participant

        I saw a couple of hot hippy chicks in the stands.  I’m waiting for them to kiss

      • #17220
        Java
        Keymaster

        We’re about to find out that both of them are dudes

      • #17221
        Brad Stevens
        Participant

        Nah man, I saw them go into the women’s bathroom, Wait, where is this game being played?

      • #17223
        Java
        Keymaster

        Cal.  You’re seeing all this on tv?

        you have one of those special 100 inch tvs w “all the channels” that grocery stick  has?

    • #17224
      Daystalker
      Participant

      Enjoy your gay midget sex tonight Trojans.  At least you have an extra day to recover this weekend.

      • #17225
        Java
        Keymaster

        Enjoy your sorry qb injury. I was going to comment that he doesn’t throw well.  Hes not in synch w receivers and he’s. Not  especially  nimble or elusive.  But that he does seem to have an unusual desire or penchant for absorbing punishment.  Like Rocky.

        and when I’m about to post that he goes down.  He plays like this he’s not lasting the season .

      • #17230
        Daystalker
        Participant

        He’s fine Java, just took a cleat to the leg,something that happens in contact sports sometimes.

      • #17233
        Java
        Keymaster

        He’s not gonna last the year if that’s what you have that passes for an offense.

      • #17234
        Daystalker
        Participant

        I’ll tell him to bring a big giant juice box to look tougher, should work out just fine.

      • #17235
        Daystalker
        Participant

        I’ll tell him to bring a big giant juice box to look tougher, should work out just fine.

      • #17226
        Brad Stevens
        Participant

        Speaking of gay, was that Troy Boy Aikman running the bruins out of your tunnel tonight?

      • #17227
        Daystalker
        Participant

        speaking of gay Bradley, How close are you watching us?  How do our asses look?  Bradley likey?

      • #17228
        Java
        Keymaster

        Who said the midgets were gay?  I didn’t

         

        oh. There’s another flag

      • #17229
        Brad Stevens
        Participant

        oh no, sounds like someone needs a boost of self esteem.  Ask Troy Boy

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