Some douchebag named Brandon from discount Schwab sent me this.

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- June 5, 2026 at 1:56 am #13676
  
  San Clemente
  Participant
  
  don’t have a real broker? you too can pretend to be a big boy. No you won’t actually participate in an IPO , but you can pretend.
  
  https://www.schwab.com/learn/story/how-to-invest-in-ipos-at-schwab
  
  always trying to help. sc BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHH
- June 15, 2026 at 4:19 am #13853
  
  Daystalker
  Participant
  
  Bullshit, no one has called you in years. Why would they?
- June 15, 2026 at 11:41 pm #13881
  
  Java
  Keymaster
  
  Yes, because Charles Schwab is not a real brokerage house. All that money I have there and all of those stocks is just an illusion.
  - June 17, 2026 at 2:03 am #13903
    
    San Clemente
    Participant
    
    it’s a day trader gambler’s paradise. For LOSERS like you.
    
    Gamble on. sc
  - June 18, 2026 at 4:57 am #13926
    
    Java
    Keymaster
    
    remember when you used to be considered wealthy instead of “mid”?
    
    happens when you spend your career as an employee.
    
    Bargain doctor. Bargain investor. Bargain city. Opportunity zone pretender
    
    they call him. Grocery Stick.
  - June 18, 2026 at 5:29 am #13929
    
    San Clemente
    Participant
    
    Aren’t you about due for another divorce. I remember one where you ran to the board in the middle of the night and begged anyone that knew a family law lawyer in methland? That was what 3 or 4 divorces ago. Then you met a skank and married here after a weekend thing? Can’t keep them all straight. All I know is they all, just like ‘your’ kids hate you and think you are a piece of merde.
    
    How does squab divide up all those gambling futures things? How does does the michigan educated teeth cleaner have to come up with?
    
    Never mind, don’t care. You really should buy a nice watch while you still can . Or how about opening a fast food fried chicken place in dana point. See how that works out. You actually do know that bidness. sc
  - June 18, 2026 at 7:25 am #13932
    
    Java
    Keymaster
    
    do they have midget polo?
    
    do you get the short little Shetland pony?
    
    let me guess you’re the goalie
    
    my wife is 5’ tall. Have you shrunk to her size yet? she weighs between 93 and 96 depending on the day. I wonder if she could kick your @$$ too.
    
    of course. Pain in your posterior is completely up your alley. So to speak pardon the pun
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