PT and Sam Out on A Date

[BigBalls]

If PT were a girl and went out on a date with Sam, would Sam get laid on the first date? Or

1) PT would say, “ Not on the first date Sam. I’m not that kind of girl, only oral on the first date”

2) Sam would make it to second base and play with PT’s tits?

3) Sam would make it all the way around the bases. Three times. PT would end up in the backseat of the car and his high heels rip the headliner? PT would brag about it, buy a T-shirt and post incessantly on this board about it.
4) PT would get pregnant on purpose and sue Sam for child support?

 

 

 

• This topic was modified 1 month, 4 weeks ago by BigBalls.

[PasadenaTrojan]

BB being the fake junk yard dog for the Black Knight.

“You’re a Good boy BB…a very good Boy”

[Butkus51]

Bruddah Balls, man dat was funny sheet.  Made my day…  Cheers

[BigBalls]

hahahahha. I was laughing like a mental patient myself while I was typing that.

It’s funny because you can almost picture that given the context of  PT’s  posts. He walks into those haymakers like a sucker

[Java]

Freaking hilarious.   I need to come up something

[PasadenaTrojan]

What you need to do is admit you were dead wrong about someone’s talents and abilities.

• This reply was modified 1 month, 4 weeks ago by PasadenaTrojan.

[Java]

Adoree Jackson and his league minimum salary say hi

[PasadenaTrojan]

now you have a new player to hate since the last one stuffed you back into the locker. Prob brought back memories.

8 year NFL career. 6 as a starter.  Such a “Bust”.

 

[Java]

8 years in the league.  First round draft pick.  0 pro bowls.  O all league.  One int every 2nd or 3rd year.  3 for his whole career.   That sucks.  Minimum wage player.

shiddy sanders made the pro bowl.   Joe Flacco has made the pro bowl.  Undrafted players make the pro bowl.   Sometime.  Ever.   Yeah a fire found pick NEVER making one?  When shiddy makes it in year 2?  Bust

[ATLBRUIN]

Ragging on an 8 year player in the NFL is something I’d expect SquatstoPee, the board retard to say, not you. You do realize the average NFL career is 3.3 years, right?

[Java]

You do realize 3 int in 8 years and no pro bowls out of a first round draft choice is kinda lame don’t you?

[PasadenaTrojan]

Well said ATL. Crazy right. And he played well for his “Alma mater”. A true traitor and hater.
And he brings him up a week after another former Trojan he hates wins the SB. Not a coincidence.  An insecurity

• This reply was modified 1 month, 3 weeks ago by PasadenaTrojan.

[Fraud]

This is a ghay thread. The “i know Sam, we get our haircut in the same garage” thread was ghayer but this is close.

[Java]

One of them is Satire and parody.  The other was hilariously real.  And sad.

totally different.   Grocery stick can’t help but hang himself about every 10th post

[Fraud]

True. Touche.

[Daystalker]

I bet someone got a pearl necklace.

[Java]

I bet it wasn’t Sam

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