Illinois is NOT Talented

[BigBalls]

I was anointed with the gift of finding beauty in every woman I see, but this one is challenging me. Maybe she has great feet or hands, cuz titties are not her special power. Lawd have mercy.

 

 

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[Daystalker]

If a Horseshoe Sandwich was a person.

[BigBalls]

Imagine your buddy tells you he married an Illinois football cheerleader ? You picture some hot chick and he shows up with this poor gal.

[Daystalker]

Do we know who this chick is though?  That has to likely be the worst picture of her in existence.  I mean, even Salma Hayek or Margot Robbie have those days where they just lay on he couch and complain and fart, their hair a mess, swollen, looking all haggard.  Maybe this was taken during a storm or something.  We need more info.

 

[BigBalls]

 

Oddly, I feel no curiosity to learn anything more about the Illinois cheerleader.

This chick here tho has my complete interest and attention.

[Daystalker]

Redskin?

 

[Java]

She’s skinny, and squinting into the sun.  I bet she’s not bad.  At least she’s not fat.

[the909]

In light of the non existent Epstein files, chest like a ten year old.

[Java]

Yeah but how is their team?   They got a lot of press and ranking and an Indiana team that was supposed to be a one year wonder just completely rolled them

[BigBalls]

It looks like Illinois football was highly rated based on their 2024 10-3 record. The thing is, they won a lot of close games they could have easily lost. Kinda like USC lost a lot of close games we could have won. So Illinois returning their entire Oline, QB and talent across the roster got a high rating.

Kinda like a mirage it disappears as you look closer.

Like a Thai ladyboy, they pass the eyeball test but just don’t have the tools to get the job done.

Illini can’t run the ball and they can’t pass pro. Our D should feast

[the909]

More likely, they have too many tools.

[Fraud]

I would bone that Illinois chick. No question

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