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    • #9282
      San Clemente
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      He was a neighbor 3 doors down for a summer while he was with the jets.   Nice quiet well mannered kid.  All American entourage of buddies since grammar school here in San Clemente lived with him.  Friendly, respectful. Girls coming and going all hours.  Bless their hearts.

      The lady that cuts my family’s hair in her ADU aka garage and lives on the same street of my other home in town  is the mom of his lifetime best friend.  Saw her this week and told her to tell him the stache has to go.  His grandpa could carry it in cigarette ads .   Sam, not so much. We agreed Sam is just too baby faced.

      We have the same physical therapist up by Talega. No nonsense.  No assistants.  Doesn’t tolerate tardiness from anyone.   SC trained, expensive,  and worth every dime.  Is 250 and hour a lot ?  Seems like a lot,  but the chick is wicked smart and actually fixes things.   Does your physical therapist?

      His dad and I have the same mechanic in town over where all the mexicans live .     He was the one that told me and I posted here that Sam was going to go pro the day before his announcement , and why.  Remember when I posted that FAT BOY refused to change his offense for Sam.  Sam didn’t want to stay in the pocket and take the sack for the team.  He thought it was stupid.  And it was.  Had lard-ass agreed Sam would have stayed for his senior year and Sanka probably wouldn’t have spewed almost decade long  vile and hatred toward the fellow Trojan.

      Brain dead, knee pad wearing Rah Rah’s hate the players and worship the w2 employed coaches.  Weird , but that seems to be the way it is.   And NO paying children to call you any kind of coach does not make  you any kind of or know anything about what makes a good coach at anything.  Especially in contact sports.  Firing Grinch would have been a mistake?  Anything dumber ever posted on any subject on the internet other than Caleb Williams wasn’t elusive?     And NO just because a kid joined the same frat decades later after it long rid itself of it’s “gay problem” when he was there doesn’t mean jack shit either.

      I doubt this is Sam’s last trip to the super bowl.  Thinking of going.   Wonder what a pair of decent seats cost?  25 k sounds reasonable even if it’s better on TV.   Been to a natty.  Been to the world series.  Never been to a SB.   sc

       

      • This topic was modified 3 weeks, 6 days ago by San Clemente.
    • #9284
      Daystalker
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      Your family gets their hair cut in someone’s garage?

      • #9358
        Java
        Keymaster

        It’s an enterprise zone.  The only one in OC.  They actually have poor areas of town.  Which is hard to do in an OC beach community.  But hey, they dump their houses and hillsides down the slope.  Throw trains and train tracks into the ocean.  And have some really shady areas of town.  Abandoned movie theater, that sort of thing.  Put it this way.  You’ve heard of South Coast Plaza?  Elite Shopping?    Costa Mesa (not a garden spot, ok town).  Fashion Island?  Newport Beach (uppity).  Irvine Spectrum?  Irvine of course, nice place.  The Shops at Mission Viejo?  Think that’s the name.  Underrated mall.  Not huge but very nice and no riff raff.  Want to know what San Clemente, aka Adelanto by the ocean has?  Yep, you guessed it.  An Outlet mall.   So not only do we have an enterprise zone, we either have a poor people’s mall there or it’s full of cheap old farts like you know who.  They do have a nice view of the water from there, I’ll grant them that.  So cheapskates get a good view of the ocean before they fall over and die.

        So getting his hair cut in a garage?  Is about the most San Clemente thing ever.

         

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      • #9405
        Old Pueblo
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        The ‘outlet mall’ thing has to be a scam. When i lived in sc some neighbors that were juiced in invited me and the wife to  a private event for the grand opening. Private party in a banquet room upstairs . It was nice. I shopped  there a couple times during Christmas. Never really saw any ‘deals’. Nice decorations, games for the kids, etc. How the hell do you have an ‘outlet’ mall on the ocean? The lease must be insane. So it must be some novelty for tourists (read: bus in the Asians). Maybe it’s genius.

      • #9409
        Java
        Keymaster

        How do you have an enterprise zone on the ocean?   How do you let train tracks slide into the ocean?   How do you replace the sand that used to be your beach with truckloads of rocks?

        some cities are corrupt or stupid.   Some are both.  Some brag they live there

      • #9411
        Java
        Keymaster

        Garage haircuts in San Clemente

    • #9285
      San Clemente
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      sweet lady runs a home bidness out of her converted garage.  I am told she has quite the waiting list for the southwest ladies in town. She reminds me of Mrs. Cleaver.  Don’t make em like that anymore.   sc

    • #9286
      Daystalker
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      Oh.  Sounds kind of “Grapes of Wrath” but if she’s good, she’s good.

      • #9288
        San Clemente
        Participant

        it’s a small quiet beach town bedroom community.   everyone pretty much knows everyone.  lots of money has moved in the last decade.  house on that street now goes for 2-3 million. I bought there for 400k and thought I overpaid.   what a joke.    don’t like it at all.    sc

      • #9360
        Java
        Keymaster

        Should we even ask what a San Clemente garage haircut looks like?  I am not sure whether to be horrified of laugh my @$$ off.

         

        I want people to start posting pics of what they think Grocery Stick’s garage haircut must look like.  I am dying already.

         

         

      • #9362
        Daystalker
        Participant

        I bet they use a spaghetti strainer on his head to trim his bangs.

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      • #9384
        Fraud
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        🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      • #9386
        Java
        Keymaster

        Dying here.  This is grocery stick San Clemente.  Getting garage haircuts since 1975. Hahahaha

        i wonder if they  use stp to get that cowlick to behave?

         

        come on people. Out with the pics and suggestions.  This is too good not for you to offer up.  The idiot put the ball on the tee. It’s our obligation to knock it out of the park.

        grocery stick

        garage haircut

         

        man that’s a tough choice here

      • #9392
        Daystalker
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      • #9393
        Daystalker
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      • #9396
        Java
        Keymaster

        That that’s the kid who got silly putty or chewing gum caught in his hair and decided to go in the garage and find the hand grass clippers and cut it out.  do not ask me how I know this. let’s just write it off to another San Clemente garage haircut lol

      • #9394
        Daystalker
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      • #9395
        Java
        Keymaster

        That’s collegiate grocery stick.  Got that haircut playing hockey you know.  All the cool hockey guys have one

      • #9399
        BigBalls
        Participant

        Lmao, thread started out ghey af but got funny. Good work guys.

      • #9404
        Java
        Keymaster

        Grocery stick can’t help himself.  He’s a living comedy material factory and he doesn’t even know it

        ghey dude living in an enterprise zone. Afraid or too angry to go out. Hates everyone else except  Jews and gays.  Including women.  Brags about his great city and degrees.  Can’t spell.  Wrong on almost every prediction. Insults everyone as football idiots but claims playing hockey gives you special insight I to the game.    Boasts about gold when 3-4 other investments do better.  And rips it all off by getting garage haircuts.  Could anyone make this up?

        it’s like he wears a sign around his neck that says “raw dog me I’m a bottom”

      • #9412
        Java
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      • #9419
        Daystalker
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      • #9423
        Java
        Keymaster

        Noooooo

      • #9424
        Java
        Keymaster

        Noooooo

      • #9413
        Java
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      • #9414
        Java
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      • #9415
        Java
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    • #9289
      Fraud
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