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Yeah I actually took flying lessons.  Funny you mention.    About 2010 or 2011.

my instructor was happy as a pig in slop to collect his $105 per lesson.

after maybe 6-7 of them I flew solo.  Might have been more like 10-15.  I don’t remember.  I had 30 hours

 

anyway here’s what was funny.  After I took off. And didn’t die.  And landed.  And didn’t die.  And flew around up there a bit?   I was like I think I’m done. I’m happy.

right about then the instructor opens up the manual.  The stuff you have to learn to pass your various tests.  It looked like a physics book.  Geometry.   Air pressure.  Lift.  Wind speed.  Knots.  Who the hell measure stuff in knots?  Oh and true north vs magnetic north. Bullocks to all that

 

I told my instructor I was done. I took off. I landed.  I didn’t die.  On to the next adventure.  Rappelling I believe it was.  Man was he pissed. lol

and while this was not the “reason” I quit my ex and her lawyer were in court telling the judge I had a death wish and was trying to get myself killed to screw her out of her just due.  I said now that’s an excellent idea and I would laugh from the grave but I love myself too much to say goodbye now.

so shutting them up about buying her a life insurance policy or setting aside $$ in case I fell out of the sky was a happy by product of me quitting.

right around that time I did do some rappelling.  Snowboarding and wakeboarding.  Can’t say I was great at any of them but I did all of them at least half a dozen times.

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