I’m still powering thru my workouts. 15 minutes of stretching before and after the workout helps. Then some sauna time and a cold shower. Obviously making sure a towel is covering up the goods so the gay dudes can’t get a good look. I don’t need those guys rubbing one out later at home while thinking of my ass or junk. Nope.
I hope your wife is better and I REALLY hope this crap goes away at some point. It’s been a month.
Also, I have a game next week in South Bend, Indiana. I need to be ready to run on the field and relay messages to Riley from the board coaching experts.
Board Expert posts : “ run the gottdamn ball Riley!”
Me in Row 14: hops onto the field, health insurance card in right shoe, check that, left shoe, dodges three morbidly obese field security guards and stiff arms one skinny chick, gets to Riley, breathing hard,” Coach Fraud and GS say you should run the damn ball!”
Riley looks at me with eyes wide open,” Damn Big Balls, you just won us the game, I hadn’t thought of that!”
Me: “ You got it Coach, Also, in case I can’t stiff arm the skinny security guard next time, watch how you use the timeouts, gotta go!”
I run back to seat 3 row 14 and take a bite out if my hot dog a swig of beer and put the gottdamn V up.
