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Board Poll,

1) Tranny Queen has 5 degrees and still can't spell

2) Adelanto by the Ocean sucked Gruden's balls for a year or more on this board

3) Not shocked that Klan Klamente and Gruden are two peas in a pod

4) Trick question, all of the above.

Simple question, only allowed to answer one of the above

Staring down at the City of Adelanto by the Ocean right now, which is the way everyone should be looking at it.

8 comments

8 Comments

Unknown member

Oct 18, 2021

You guys are like the property brothers. Take it to the HGTV board.

San Clemente

Oct 18, 2021

I was WRONG. Lady Sanka can actually go to A beach without putting on hiking boots.

Wasn't lying, just didn't know it was there.

And it's the kind he likes. FAKE. trucked in sand. roped off. so it smells a little like diesel and bilge , just like home. And I guess it IS a beach. what else would you call it?

I stand corrected. sc

Unknown member

Oct 18, 2021

Replying to

LOL! That does look like Sanka's type of beach. The type reserved for inlanders like him who can't swim or do any type of watersports. Sanka has never been the athletic anyways.

art_vandele

Oct 18, 2021

i can confirm SC did OK with being a dumb doctor.. He's finally retired and old.... Sheeet... Who cares when you live on the beach when you that old? Just saying... I guess you can walk on the sand. Java will never get to the sand unless he packs up his station wagon and drives 2 hours west. lol. fawkkkk

Java

Oct 18, 2021

-but you don't live there, huh. like I posted

No, you didn't You said DP didn't have beach houses. I proved, you lied. Big surprise. It's not the only place in town that has them either. Monarch Beach, Salt creek, I haven't looked closely, probably some at Capo. In fact, it's easier to name the beaches in Dana that DON'T have beach houses than the ones who do. Cool town. Not my fault you can't afford to live here. I'll loan you my weekend place if you agree to fumigate it after you leave. "REAL" beach. LOL Good lord, keep hanging your hat on that. Let me know when you live in a real house. You know, a cave, a hole in the ground. Something natural and not man made.

Gosh, what's that to the left of this walk way? Why yes, I do believe that's a "San Clemente is a liar" picture.

Horrible, fake harbor here. Who would ever want to hang out there? Oh, see the dump in the distance? Right below the freaking BOMBING range? The area with the 5 running through it? That's your house. My son probably dropped 4 sticks of dynamite a mile from you this weekend . How pleasant.

Give you one guess where this is, genius.

Didn't erase anything and no, you don't make any rules. You're my internet toy. Always were, always will be. Speak Klan, speak! Roll over boy, now quit sniffing my butt and thank you for not calling any men "sugar tits" today to prove yet again what a queer you are.

You're reaching when you worry about my drive. I have to tell you the FUNNIEST thing I read all day is your assertion that I am not an "expert" (nor have I claimed to be so) because I haven't played "football or hockey" hahahahaha OMG say it isn't so! You DIDN'T just announce that because you were a Little Mighty Duck Junior USC club ice soccer person. One of those losers that went and skated at the empty rink at midnight that you are an expert on football and it's coaching? Yes, broomball really qualifies you for commenting on the administration of college football! I am laughing so hard it's hard to type. Klan Klemente just told us that "football or hockey" somehow qualifies you for ummmm ANYTHING. Yes, club ice soccer at sunny USC, akin to fraternity mushball or table tennis. I have seen my nephews club games in Virginia and they had more hitting and talent that any ice soccer team you've ever donned skates for. And I swear, his isn't anything to write home about.

Can you help me find my hiking boots? They might be next to the jetski outside. They need a tune up too. Having seen water one time, I am sure you're the expert on that too. Let me know when you're done. Surfing is way too much effort for the thrill. if I am going to die of a large object I am riding clubbing me I'd rather it have some horsepower and be in freshwater. Thanks.

San Clemente

Oct 18, 2021

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@Java if you have a fake harbor (with noted fake beach in left lower corner) view you live on the other side of that piece of land sticking out in that other photo , which means you need hiking boots to get to the beach .

or am I missing something ?

i guess you could paddle boat around the point , but that seems like even more work .

no surprise you won't even try surfing. it's the source. Most watch, few do. sc

San Clemente

Oct 18, 2021

but you don't live there, huh. like I posted, the strand starts at modest 8 figures. and it's the only place with access to a REAL beach in dana point.

your place came with hiking boots that you need to get there. lmao.

when you erase someone's arguments, you admit defeat.

I didn't make up the internet banter rules. they are what they are.

go ahead and erase it again. but this is a REAL Natural Harbor, that doesn't stink. Probably has a fog horn than can wake the dead at all hours . no thanks to either.

see , I'm not too scared to answer anything. enjoy the drive. lmao

ps. it's never too late to take up surfing unless you are in a chair . even for you. sc

Java

Oct 17, 2021

And if too scared to answer above, Polll2 . Are these beach houses? I am really confused. That sure looks like the ocean to me and that big piece of land sticking out I was TOLD is Dana Point. But that can't be correct because my board pet told us all that beach houses don't exist here.