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    • #9913
      BigBalls
      Participant

      If PT were a girl and went out on a date with Sam, would Sam get laid on the first date? Or

      1) PT would say, “ Not on the first date Sam. I’m not that kind of girl, only oral on the first date”

      2) Sam would make it to second base and play with PT’s tits?

      3) Sam would make it all the way around the bases. Three times. PT would end up in the backseat of the car and his high heels rip the headliner? PT would brag about it, buy a T-shirt and post incessantly on this board about it.
      4) PT would get pregnant on purpose and sue Sam for child support?

       

       

       

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    • #9918
      PasadenaTrojan
      Participant

      BB being the fake junk yard dog for the Black Knight.

      “You’re a Good boy BB…a very good Boy”

    • #9926
      Butkus51
      Participant

      Bruddah Balls, man dat was funny sheet.  Made my day…  Cheers

      • #9950
        BigBalls
        Participant

        hahahahha. I was laughing like a mental patient myself while I was typing that.

        It’s funny because you can almost picture that given the context of  PT’s  posts. He walks into those haymakers like a sucker

    • #9930
      Java
      Keymaster

      Freaking hilarious.   I need to come up something

      • #9936
        PasadenaTrojan
        Participant

        What you need to do is admit you were dead wrong about someone’s talents and abilities.

      • #9938
        Java
        Keymaster

        Adoree Jackson and his league minimum salary say hi

      • #9957
        PasadenaTrojan
        Participant

        now you have a new player to hate since the last one stuffed you back into the locker. Prob brought back memories.

        8 year NFL career. 6 as a starter.  Such a “Bust”.

         

    • #9961
      Fraud
      Participant

      This is a ghay thread. The “i know Sam, we get our haircut in the same garage” thread was ghayer but this is close.

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