Why Are You Talking Kyle Schwarber as an MVP Candidate?

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- November 4, 2025 at 1:37 am #3962
  
  Oydesseus
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  In August.
  
  Idk. Because he’s a top contender?
- November 4, 2025 at 2:34 am #3963
  
  Java
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  Name any amount of money. I will give you 10 to 1 odds that despite being the “Union POY” He doesn’t win. Name the amount. Serious, 10 to 1. Where can you get odds like that?
  
  I think Soto and Schwarber will be closer to each other than either of them is to Ohtani. I think Schwarber will get 2 first place votes, and I might be generous here.
  - November 14, 2025 at 4:08 pm #4459
    
    Java
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    As said. I was being generous there
  - November 14, 2025 at 4:13 pm #4460
    
    Oydesseus
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    Reading comprehension ain’t your thing?
- November 4, 2025 at 2:52 am #3964
  
  Oydesseus
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  Hey dumb dumb. You think I think he’s gonna win?
  
  I know he’s not. That isn’t why I talked about him.
  - November 4, 2025 at 7:13 pm #3993
    
    Java
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    You just like talking about lost causes.
    
    manny Machado leader. MVP. Ring less
    
    Shohei overrated. Minimizes all he does. 4 time mvp
    
    kyle schwarber. MVP candidate. Reality? The modern Dave kingman.
    
    Cleveland cavaliers. 2025 nba champs. Uh not exactly.
    
    sam darnold. MVP. All pro. Hall of fame. Reality? Hasn’t won a playoff game in 8-9 year career.
    
    Mookie Betts sucks. 4 time World Series champion and likely gold glove winner moving from rf at age 30. Unreal athlete and player.
    
    so yes. I get it. You flap your gums a lot. Very little to show for it
- November 4, 2025 at 11:13 pm #4008
  Oydesseus
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  Manny is a 7 X AS and 2 X All Star. 2100 hits. 396 HRs. $350M contract.
  
  you said he sucked. As usual you were wrong.
  
  Shohei was hitting .150 through first 3 series until game of ages. Saved his ass. Same thing happened in World Series. Got pulled as a pitcher in 3rd inning. Career .239 BA in World Series. .248 for the entire playoffs over two seasons
  
  Mookie was ass offensively this post season. Career .219 WS batting average in 23 games. .253 for all playoffs. Thats worrisome. He played well defensively. He consistently makes the routine plays.
  I see the warts. You ignore them.
  
  i said Cleveland was gonna be good 3 seasons ago when they weren’t any good. They were #1 seed in playoffs last year. Again I was right
  
  you called Sam a bust. He just made a pro bowl, he signed a $100M contract and he’s starting in the NFL. Thats by definition not a bust. So again dead wrong.
  ask your wife since she always gets to hear how smart you are 😂🤦‍♂️
  
  I see things before they happen. You read the newspaper and think you’re smart
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  - November 15, 2025 at 5:37 pm #4490
    
    Java
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    Manny has never won a thing. Has he ever been to a World Series? I mean like when he wasn’t riding Dodger coattails?
    
    manny sucks as a person. As a teammate and as someone you’d ever want to show your kid how to be like. He has made every team worse that he’s been on. Oh and get this. Now he’s getting old. So guess what? That’s all folks. Padres are for sale. Manny never accomplished jack or led his team to anything in his career. Nice to see ya
    
    Yeah nice call on Cleveland. Cruises through the year and chokes on what. Round 1-2? That’s laughable. You must be so proud. No league on the planet has a more irrelevant regular season than the nba and you proved it.
    
    anyway congrats on manny finishing 17th. Definitely proves you right. Shohei won his 4th unanimous mvp and Mookie his 4th ring
    
    Shohei was batting 150 for 4 whole games? Shudder! Oh and yeah then had one of the greatest games of all time. Good thing that counts too you fool.
    
    funny you cherry pick a few games here and there. And focus on post season batting.
    
    want to know what mannys post season batting average was this year? .100. Yes. 100! Hahaha and you have the nerve to criticize anyone else? Oh let’s look up what manny “clutch” since that’s such a big thing for you batting average was when they played the dodgers in that epic series last year. Hmmm 2024 playoff ba ? 179. Woooow you’re really making a case for manny here beta. Did he pitch? Oops no. Did he play Ss? No wait yeah he sucked at Ss which is why the madres didn’t ever let him play there. Ok fine. What’s his CAREER playoff batting average? Omg omg 209 you say? No wait. This can’t be right. 209? Ask Siri and you’ll get the most hilarious answer. “Man-ny ma-cha-do did not participate in the 2025 playoffs”. Hahahaha even Siri knows he’s a non entity.
    
    remember when that loudmouth bet he’d have a ring before the dodgers? Bet his whole paycheck? Did it twice? Taylor swift has more rings this year than manny. Dodgers have 3 since his boast. He’s not only a poor leader and playoff choker. He’s a liar and past his prime. No wonder you adore him
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