OT: LeBron and I have the same injury

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- October 10, 2025 at 3:43 pm #2662
  
  BigBalls
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  Yep, Sciatica. Us premier world class athletes are not infallible. We are fine tuned athletic machines that are sometimes shut down by a simple injury. I don’t know how LeBron got hurt but I think my injury was caused by aggressively reaching for a solitary last survivor beer that was waaay in the back of the fridge.
  
  I have been dealing with it for about a month. Very painful. If you haven’t had the pleasure of experiencing a sciatica, it is not nearly as much fun as it sounds. So if Bron is out for 3-4 weeks, my wife should understand my plight.
  I haven’t been to the doctor yet, it’s a 30 day wait to see the summabitch. I hear steroid injections can be helpful. I already tried two mama san massages. Fraud, I’m open to another massage if your sister is available. She can walk on my back, no problem.
- October 10, 2025 at 8:38 pm #2668
  
  Daystalker
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  Just pee on it. That’s what the Hawaiians do. According to them that cures almost anything.
  - October 11, 2025 at 5:15 pm #2680
    
    BigBalls
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    Dude, I’m desperate enough to try anything. If you told me that rubbing lion dung on it helped, I would be LA Zoo in 15 minutes.
- October 11, 2025 at 1:46 am #2669
  
  Java
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  That’s actually what ended my wife’s Cross Fit career. She swore by it but it just seemed way too much to me and sure enough, she’s damaged goods Maybe I should shop for a younger model
  - October 11, 2025 at 5:40 pm #2681
    BigBalls
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    I’m still powering thru my workouts. 15 minutes of stretching before and after the workout helps. Then some sauna time and a cold shower. Obviously making sure a towel is covering up the goods so the gay dudes can’t get a good look. I don’t need those guys rubbing one out later at home while thinking of my ass or junk. Nope.
    I hope your wife is better and I REALLY hope this crap goes away at some point. It’s been a month.
    
    Also, I have a game next week in South Bend, Indiana. I need to be ready to run on the field and relay messages to Riley from the board coaching experts.
    Board Expert posts : “ run the gottdamn ball Riley!”
    Me in Row 14: hops onto the field, health insurance card in right shoe, check that, left shoe, dodges three morbidly obese field security guards and stiff arms one skinny chick, gets to Riley, breathing hard,” Coach Fraud and GS say you should run the damn ball!”
    
    Riley looks at me with eyes wide open,” Damn Big Balls, you just won us the game, I hadn’t thought of that!”
    
    Me: “ You got it Coach, Also, in case I can’t stiff arm the skinny security guard next time, watch how you use the timeouts, gotta go!”
    
    I run back to seat 3 row 14 and take a bite out if my hot dog a swig of beer and put the gottdamn V up.
    
    This reply was modified 11 hours, 49 minutes ago by BigBalls.
- October 11, 2025 at 8:11 am #2676
  
  Java
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  You won’t be slam dunking any more basketballs any time soon
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