Illinois is NOT Talented – Wild West Sports

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- September 25, 2025 at 4:11 pm #2240
  BigBalls
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  I was anointed with the gift of finding beauty in every woman I see, but this one is challenging me. Maybe she has great feet or hands, cuz titties are not her special power. Lawd have mercy.
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- September 25, 2025 at 4:42 pm #2243
  
  Daystalker
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  If a Horseshoe Sandwich was a person.
  - September 25, 2025 at 7:35 pm #2288
    
    BigBalls
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    Imagine your buddy tells you he married an Illinois football cheerleader ? You picture some hot chick and he shows up with this poor gal.
  - September 25, 2025 at 9:10 pm #2296
    
    Daystalker
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    Do we know who this chick is though? That has to likely be the worst picture of her in existence. I mean, even Salma Hayek or Margot Robbie have those days where they just lay on he couch and complain and fart, their hair a mess, swollen, looking all haggard. Maybe this was taken during a storm or something. We need more info.
  - September 25, 2025 at 9:56 pm #2298
    
    BigBalls
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    Oddly, I feel no curiosity to learn anything more about the Illinois cheerleader.
    
    This chick here tho has my complete interest and attention.
  - September 25, 2025 at 10:33 pm #2299
    
    Daystalker
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    Redskin?
  - September 26, 2025 at 3:48 am #2306
    
    Java
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    She’s skinny, and squinting into the sun. I bet she’s not bad. At least she’s not fat.
- September 25, 2025 at 4:49 pm #2244
  
  the909
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  In light of the non existent Epstein files, chest like a ten year old.
- September 25, 2025 at 5:49 pm #2271
  
  Java
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  Yeah but how is their team? They got a lot of press and ranking and an Indiana team that was supposed to be a one year wonder just completely rolled them
  - September 25, 2025 at 7:32 pm #2287
    
    BigBalls
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    It looks like Illinois football was highly rated based on their 2024 10-3 record. The thing is, they won a lot of close games they could have easily lost. Kinda like USC lost a lot of close games we could have won. So Illinois returning their entire Oline, QB and talent across the roster got a high rating.
    
    Kinda like a mirage it disappears as you look closer.
    
    Like a Thai ladyboy, they pass the eyeball test but just don’t have the tools to get the job done.
    
    Illini can’t run the ball and they can’t pass pro. Our D should feast
  - September 25, 2025 at 9:03 pm #2294
    
    the909
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    More likely, they have too many tools.
- September 26, 2025 at 2:04 am #2305
  
  Fraud
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  I would bone that Illinois chick. No question
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