Douche Canoe Fans to Celebrate at the Coliseum

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- September 28, 2026 at 6:29 pm #20011
  BigBalls
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  Saturday stung a little.
  
  But staying on topic;
  
  1) Cal fans – they do rarely beat us . They celebrate like they won the super bowl
  
  2) Sun Devils they rarely beat us too. Profane and drunk D- students.
  
  3) Ducks beating USC is like their national championship. Enjoy, we’ll be back.
  
  4) Bruins back in the 90’s. We are 12-3 at the Coliseum against UCLA in the last 15 years. Domination. Pete killed their spirit. Less than a hundred show up anymore.
  
  Best fans? Kansas State. They were grateful and cognizant of the big honor it was to play us at the Coliseum. Plus, they rarely get to the big city. I’m sure they appreciated the comforts.
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- September 28, 2026 at 6:36 pm #20016
  
  Java
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  USC is doing the right things to build a national program. The facilities. The recruiting structure. The NIL. If Riley is the guy to get them to the next level great. They aren’t far off. Program is far from disaster. If it’s another guy, whatever. People see that and know it. The challenge is if they make a change not dragging it out or ruining a recruiting class. The key is to sell existing players and new ones that the infrastructure is in place and will continue to move forward. This in many ways is what ASU said they were doing NFL style back when Germ Edwards was coach. Sounded hilarious at the time from a program that was a mess but they’ve been right as it pertains to all of CFB
  - September 28, 2026 at 6:41 pm #20019
    
    BigBalls
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    Remember team tampon after Sark and Kiffin’s head? Look at them now. All the shet they talked.
    
    Riley will be fine. We got a late start in NIL but we are on track now. Riley has been a coach for a long time and he is still a young guy. Back up the Brinks truck for defensive talent and we are there. That’s Bowdens job.
  - September 29, 2026 at 1:05 am #20100
    
    San Clemente
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    it WAS a dumpster fire disaster under your FAT BOY Clay Helton. Stick to frying fast food chicken. sc
  - September 29, 2026 at 1:49 am #20101
    
    Java
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    You realize we could just write the same 4 or 5 scripts for you Save you the time and just call them out.
    
    number 3!!!!
    
    number 1!!!!
- September 28, 2026 at 11:39 pm #20089
  
  LA Duck
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  “3) Ducks beating USC is like their national championship.”
  
  Not sure about that one, BB.
  
  It’s just one win, but one win we quacks had to have already sitting with 1 loss to potentially still make a playoff run.
  
  Also doesn’t hurt too much in terms of recruiting…
  
  Beating SC is fun, just like it must be for you guys to beat us quacks. But it doesn’t define our season.
- September 28, 2026 at 11:56 pm #20091
  
  TEE
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  you’ll be back? It’s been 20 years. Still waiting. You haven’t beat the Ducks in over a decade. You’re paying your coach a $100 million. Gave him a $5 million house. Private jet. Private schools. And he still can’t even get to playoffs. Dude. The Ducks were the least of your worries. I see 5 losses.
  - September 29, 2026 at 12:16 am #20094
    
    Brad Stevens
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    Imagine what Lincoln Riley is paying every year in property taxes on a 5 million dollar house! Must be hundreds and hundreds of dollars 😂
    
    The important thing is you never stop posting here. Pure gold. Hey, any chance you can get Sawtooth back? LA made a valiant effort and asked him not to quit the team. Lots of yelling, a few tears, but in the end……. Reach out to a brotha
  - September 29, 2026 at 12:42 am #20099
    
    BigBalls
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    Sawtooth is in therapy and can’t stop crying because Java is just so mean. He is going to stop posting here and then he is going to hold his breath until Java apologizes. And if that doesn’t work he is going to write a very strongly worded letter to Java demanding that he retract his statements. LAD and Tee will make hundreds of copies of the letter and make sure everyone in Eugene sees it.
    
    Yep, very strongly worded letter.
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