What we learned from Oregon’s 84-0 pasting of Portland HS

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- September 19, 2026 at 3:40 pm #18672
  
  Java
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  Same thing we learned when you all were impressed by Miami’s 77 to 7 pasting of Florida nursing school
  
  we learned the depths to which Oregon will embarrass themselves
  
  running up the score. 35 second half points. On an opponent who had no business being on the schedule.
  
  Portland high school might be the worst opponent that any top 20 team has played in the last five or 10 years and the Rhodes Scholars in Eugene think padding their stats against that team on a Friday night is going to make us all forget about ok state
  
  just when you thought you couldn’t respect the ducks any less
- September 19, 2026 at 4:24 pm #18674
  
  BigBalls
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  Let’s see what happens when they take on someone their own size. The only thing Portland State had a chance of winning was the coin toss.
  
  Oregon shrinks like my 100% cotton underwear in hot water vs Okie State then wants to play tough guy in the kindergarten yard vs Portland.
- September 19, 2026 at 4:33 pm #18676
  
  mandb
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  With 30 seconds left in the game, after getting a first down and only needing to take a knee for the last play but scoring a TD instead? Not only are they poor losers but poor winners too. Not surprised.
- September 19, 2026 at 4:43 pm #18680
  
  RWC
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  That was the insurance TD because they were only up 77-0 at that point.
  - September 19, 2026 at 4:48 pm #18685
    
    Java
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    Reminds me of what Jerry Tarkanian used to say about the NCAA if UCLA were caught cheating
- September 19, 2026 at 8:28 pm #18705
  
  Splat Shot Eddue
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  What we didn’t learn but we already knew is that when Clown College plays 4 straight high school teams to start the season it ok, but when another team does it they have no shame. And running up the score, when Pete ” The Cheat” Carroll” was there you guys did that to everyone until Harbaugh shut him.up.& he had the nerve to ask ” what’s your deal”. POT MEET KETTLE.
  - September 19, 2026 at 8:49 pm #18707
    
    Java
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    Someone’s bung hole is a little hurt. Maybe try winning some games and not being anally raped so often. It helps
  - September 19, 2026 at 8:51 pm #18708
    
    BobLinMN-3
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    Now tell us about the Chandeliers. And the South Alabama Barbers College at Drainage Ditch. They were so proud of their electrified outhouse and the billboard that read, “Next Year Solar Panels”.
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