Says our Warren Buffet Disciple. This is one of his classic statements right up there with “I have my money in gold, just like Warren Buffet said” Kinda like Bobby Brady saying “Mom always told us never to play ball int eh house” when Marsha broke her nose. Note: Mom Brady never said such a thing ever on the show.
From Google
Charles Schwab manages approximately $11.9 trillion in total client assets.
As of early 2026, Charles Schwab’s total assets under management (AUM) are around $11.9 trillion, reflecting its position as one of the largest financial services firms in the U.S. This total includes assets held across more than 38.5 million brokerage accounts, retirement accounts, and other investment vehicles, with the majority of assets in brokerage and retirement accounts rather than banking products
Look at that. 38.5 million pretenders out there. $11.9 trillion in assets. All from a fake brokerage house.
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