Please help Abuela

@art_vandele Art, that's filthy! I shall report this!

What's her contact information?

@Waldorf baaahhhhhaaaaaaa!! Classic.

AOC yes, and twice on Friday afternoon

@crunch DC was referring to the abuela lol.

I saw that movie, "Helping la Abuela." Directed by Ed Powers in between his debut series Bus Stop Tales and the seminal series Dirty Debutantes (Mimi Miyagi is a DD alum.) Helping la Abuela co starred the tailblazing Cuban/ Puerta Rican actress and AVN hall of famer Vanessa del Rio.

The real star of the movie was Guadalajara born Sheila Marie, of Huevos Ranchero fame. The original, not the 80's remake.

True story: Used to play poker with a dude who owned a porn site. Was at the Spa Casino Hotel in Palm Springs. We were playing the 2/5 NL game, nothing crazy. Anyway, one particular night this guy got felted multiple times, bought in for over $2k. After the last time he got up and left the poker room. About 45 minutes later I'm walking out the door and I see him outside standing around talking to security. He asks me if he can "borrow" $20 for gas. Since I was the last one to felt him - got him for about $400 - I felt bad. I had a few loose singles and the rest were 50's and hundreds. I didn't feel that bad for him. But I had two full-ish gas cans in my truck from atv riding the day prior. I show him my truck and tell him to pull his car around. Ten minutes later this friggin' bright yellow lambo diablo comes pulling up. And this was like 1992 or something when they were new. I wanted to ask him if he'd let me drive it around the parking lot, but the guy was a little bit creepy. Long story short I put one and half cans of gas in a Lambo Diablo because the owner was too broke to fill up his car after a losing session of poker. Don't think that v-12 liked the 87 arco, but I'm guessing it got him home. I saw him a few times after that playing the 1/3 game and then he sort of disappeared. Closest I ever got to a porn "professional." Other than Fraud's mom, of course.