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    imaginary
    Sep 11, 2021
      ·  Edited: Sep 11, 2021

    Dog Owners..... What am I missing here? Avg. Day is:

    in WildWest Politics Board

    1. Get up early to take dog out to poop.

    2. Look away as dog shits on neighbor's lawn after peeing on neighbor's flowers.

    3. Wrap inside-out bag on your hand.

    4. Grab/squeeze steaming dog poop with your plastic bagged hand.

    5. pull bag off your hand and tie off the bag containing the dog turd.

    6. Discreetly put bagged turd in your neighbor's trash can or throw bags under someone's shrubs.

    7. Let your dog approach anyone/everyone as if everybody loves to pet your dog (Notice: we don't).

    8. Smile & make eye contact another dog owner. Say something cute like "Awwwwwwh...so cute!"

    9. Let your dog sniff the other dog's butt.....and reciprocate vice-versa.

    10. Act surprised when your dog begins to bark loudly and fight with the other dog.

    11. Work like hell to pull your dogs apart from fighting....while everyone around you stares with distain.

    12. Get your dog home and check for injuries.

    13. Qpen expensive can of dog food that smells a bit like dog shit....and you wonder why?

    14. Leave dog alone all day while you are at work.

    15. Get home to take your dog out to poop.

    16. Rinse/repeat...starting at Item #2 above.....


    Honestly..... you find THAT fulfilling???





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    tempomacdougall
    Sep 11, 2021

    Dogs are our loyal friends that link us to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To hunt with a dog on an upland hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where just being alive wassn't boring—it was peace.

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    imaginary
    Sep 11, 2021

    In a vacuum, with just you and your dog.......that might make sense. That is not reality.

    Stepping in your dog's shit on the sidewalk is.....

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    tempomacdougall
    Sep 11, 2021

    @imaginary Thats city dog life. There's many things to split hairs over. Before you have a dog the hassle of dog care seems a huge nuisance and you cant imagine why you would

    . After lliving with one, you cant imagine living any other way. If you don't own a dog, at least one, there may not necessarily be anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.





    the909trojan
    Sep 15, 2021

    @crunch. BINGO. And no, that’s not my dogs name

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    troystory
    Sep 12, 2021

    Nothing's totally perfect. Dogs are great companions, loyal, never bitch, always happy. Ever even seen a three legged dog look anything but ecstatic to be with the owner? Your kids shit, you shit, everything shits. That takes a second to clean up. Strange opinion.

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    DayStalker
    Sep 13, 2021  ·  Edited: Sep 14, 2021

    When I was younger I took a huge dump on my neighbors side-yard and they thought it was from their dog and took it to the vet and paid a ton of money to make sure it was OK. We had only eaten slushies and pop-rocks for like 4 days so it was some off color. I remember them talking to my parents about it and I am pretty sure my Dad knew it was either me or my buddy John, and not the dog. He came in later told us the story and just dead looked me in the eye the whole time to see if I would break. I did not. I would do anything to be in my 20's again.

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    imaginary
    Sep 16, 2021

    @DayStalker this is hilarious!

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    Pasadena Trojan
    Sep 16, 2021

    Lolol very very funny. In my 20‘s again.

    😂😂😂😂

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    tempomacdougall
    Oct 03, 2021

    Life continues--Covid or no Covid. Few things in life compare to an autumn morning on the plains of Europe with a couple of dogs.


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