Slow day, therefore a couple of jokes for you that I recently heard on radio:
What does a VEGY guy take to a Thanksgiving dinner where the servings are primarily meat?
Answer: Out of respect for the turkey he brings a box of band aids
There are many rumors that the city of New York is very unsafe with endless number of crimes being committed. Some by football players trying to make ends meet. Crimes like muggings, robbery, hate crimes, kidnaping rapes, beatings. etc.
These are just rumors started by 3,000 victims