attacked a kid on Halloween. Her name is pole asassin. Sark hired a great staff. "The Longhorns just hired Jeff Banks who left his wife and kids to be with a stripper named Pole Assassin who has been on Jerry Springer and has a pet monkey who is a part of her stripping act!"
"I'm hearing a repot from a credible source that Texas Longhorns Special Teams Coach Jeff Banks' monkey allegedly attacked and seriously hurt a young Trick-or-Treater last night on Halloween. The monkey's jaws apparently had to be pried off the small child."
https://www.foxnews.com/sports/monkey-belonging-to-texas-special-teams-coach-stripper-girlfriend-bites-child-on-halloween
https://twitter.com/MottThunder2/status/1350180670811811841?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1350180670811811841%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fnotthebee.com%2Farticle%2Fa-monkey-belonging-to-a-ut-football-coachs-stripper-girlfriend-apparently-bit-a-kid-on-halloween"
Shock the monkey. Shock the monkey tonight.
Truly, the CFB Story of the Year.
Wonder what Herman thinks of Texas this season??