Like Lord Sanka of the fake lake, You can panic all day long.
Chuck and Duck PANICKED. Which is why he failed at USC.
You want to know who else doesn't have the luxury of being able to PANIC? Well, off the top of my head. Airplane pilots don't get to panic. And if you think you will ever see my lily white ass on a United Airlines flight, You are as stupid as Fraud.
Let's see. Who else doesn't get to panic? ER doctors don't get to panic. People that cary guns for a living don't get to PANIC. Lots and lots of jobs that you can panic all day long. .Not COPS. They just don't get to panic. So this whole let chicks in combat and be cops at a quota level thing is really not all that surprising is it?
What could possibly go wrong?
Let a chick kick a field goal? How did that work out?
You know what else no one (still two words) gets to do? NOT DO WHAT A COP TELLS YOU TO DO.
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT HOW MUCH A VICTIM YOU THINK YOU ARE. I DON'T CARE HOW YOU WAKE UP AND GO TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT BUTTHURT AND LOOKING FOR ANY EXCUSE TO BE OFFENDED.
EVERYONE, has to do what a COP tells them to do. EVERYONE.
And you know what? NO one likes it. NO ONE. STILL TWO WORDS!
The thing I like the most about Slovis isn't his accuracy or his touch. Both impressive when his arm is healthy. The think like like the most about the KID is that he doesn't PANIC. He slides around the pocket effortlessly and keeps his eyes downfield like TOM FREAKING BRADY. Cool as a cucumber. That can't be taught.
And you can't teach ANYONE not to PANIC. Especially a freaking CHICK. sc
Chuck and Duck didn't panic when he got to UGA. I wonder what caused him not to panic when he left USC and went to a program that's not dead, which is how you referred to USC once again in a thread you started below; "Irrefutable proof that USC football is dead" was your subject line iirc. If you try and deflect with "UCLA football has never been alive" then I will accept your surrender.
Never figured you for a bootlicker. SUCK ON!
Great. You just jinxed Slovis.
Bravo! Epic post! Perfect for a Monday to shock some life into the new WWB.