Took the fam to Knotts last friday. The wife and 4 Little ballss ages 14,13,7 and 5 years. after a day of standing in long lines, paying booshit prices for booshit food and enduring the heat. The best part was waiting. We walked out of the park at 8:40 pm, walked maybe 30 feet from the exit and a woman runs towards us yelling " they 're shooting, active shooter", she is followed by another person ,also running, a young kid. who said, "They just shot my friends". the group of people running from the North side of Beach blvd grew exponentially. I still stood around for too long trying to see what was happening. I grabbed the 2 younger ones and along with the rest of the fam, we ran away from the scene. We only ran for a few steps when we saw a Knotts employee holding a door open. It was a back door to one of the stores. He said, "quick, run in here". We went in there along with a few other families. It was the stock room to one of the stores. Once in there , I check my Twitter and it says " report of an active shooter at Knotts" Fawk, and we are trapped in a stock room like sitting ducks. and ducks always get shot. 5 minutes later the updated tweet said, "NO active shooter at Knotts." The employee opened the door and we hustled straight to the car. The parking lot was still full, we were one of the few cars getting out. I heard later, they locked down the park and wouldnt let people exit. curious if anyone of our thousands of readers/posters was also there Friday nite? I told the Mrs afterwards that i dont think we should have run into that stock room. sitting there, waiting, with just my dick in my hands as protection.
now once you get over your disappointment at my innate ability to survive:
anyone else there Friday?
Crazy story.....glad your ok. Never been in a situation like that and don’t ever want to be. More MAGA voters I’m sure. Yes this last part is sarcasm
I wish people would keep their private lives. private. sc
Wow. Bet you won't be gettin' laid for a while. Hiding in the closet? That's a real pussur move man. Would've probably used the wife as a human shield too.
From now on we shall call you "noballs"
Did you do Mrs. Knott’s famous chicken dinner? it’s to die for?
The last time I was in a stock room, Alysia Montez was giving me quite the hummer. Last I heard she was working at Hooters, but that was years ago.