This is jurassic World. Rebirth. If you’ve seen any of the first eight or nine movies. You’ve seen this one. In fact, if you’ve seen any of the first eight or nine movies, you probably seen all of them.
Here’s the basic theme. People decide to go to an island where dinosaurs run amock. And shockingly things go bad. I know. Who would da thought? So there’s the obligatory kid with the cute pet tiny Dino. In an attempt to channel ET. There are the of course obligatory product placements hey Snickers, hey M&M’s Dr pepper. Hey Frito lay products
There are references With crashed, jeeps and planes and bodies, but of course I didn’t pay that much attention then to connect the dots between Jurassic Park 4 or 6 and this one
The evil white guy ends up dying and being eaten by a large dinosaur. The cute white chick who is tougher and more scientific while still being cute then she should be survives the kid, of course, survives, and the noble black guy dies, and in the end the theme song plays, and they all hope for a better world.
So what. You ask. Makes this one any different? Why did Steven Spielberg make a ninth or 10th or whatever the heck this is? What is the attraction?
MUTANT dinosaurs. Yup. There ya go. I said it. Popcorn was good. Checked my phone too often lol
I always question why the people keep visiting such a dangerous island, where the chance of getting eaten alive and turned into a monster's morning dump is extremely likely. I also question why anyone would visit Chicago or East LA for the same reasons.
Let me know when it hits some streaming service so I can skip it then too.
Watch “Nobody” with Bob Odenkirk instead.
My wife is bugging me to go watch this movie. She wants to see it on the “big screen” with a theater sound system. Hope the popcorn is good.
But, why did you go? (Grand)Kids?