My USC head coaching wish list, somewhat realistic

Hue Jackson- I think there were some rumors of him going to USC back like 2-4 years, get those rumors fired back up!
Donte Williams- He's the interim coach, and black he has a chance.
Deion Sanders- Rumors swirling over him. Probably would be great at recruiting, which USC doesn't need, low experience which means his Xs and Os should be lacking, which is perfect.
Ed Orgeron- wife beater, alcoholic, womanizer, he was meant to be a Trojan!
Jeff Fisher- LOL
Jack Del Rio-. As a WFT I love for him to take the USC job, kill two birds 1 stone.
Lane Kiffin- would great to see the Unabomber back in USC LOL.