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Merry Christmas Everyone.

and I mean everyone.

started my own social experiment today. I say "MERRY CHRISTMAS" to everyone. If I get a simple Merry Christmas or nothing back I smile. If I get a "happy holidays" back, I REPEAT " MERRY CHRISTMAS". If I get another Happy Holidays back, I reply. GO FUCK YOURSELF!

You should see the responses. I absolutely love being rich and retired. I have been lifting again , and I get big fast for whatever endocrine reason. You hearing that Kevin? Be afraid, be very afraid.

Was just at FED EX sending a trojan buddy of mine someTommy's Chili. So I get three large chilis to go yesterday and put them in my freezer. I put them in a foam box I got from my grass fed steak cowboy guy in montana with a bunch of frozen gel things from Amazon . Only down side to red state living is no Tommy's.

The Fed Ex dude say's that will be 300 dollars? I said, excuse me. I've done it before, it's like 60 bucks. He said it's christmas. I said so what. He said capitalism man. He recommended I go to the post office. Well F that. No way in hell am I going to that dump. I explained to him that this wasn't a Christmas present and that my buddy is a Jew. The beanie without a propeller and everything full court press jew. He, like all jews I've ever met hates Santa Clause. He said sorry , it's still 300 bucks.

Man was I hoping he said Happy Holidays when he gave me my receipt. sc

25 comments

25 Comments

Onikoroshi

Dec 20, 2024

SC Gator

Dec 20, 2024

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Nice, but it looks outdated. Didn't Miami-Dade turn red this cycle?

Onikoroshi

Dec 20, 2024

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yes and yes

plus another ten counties in Cali flipped red along with five or so on the Texas border, and six in NY state, believe it or not (data from NYT and KUSI News)

Kamala flipped zero counties, all flips were for Trump

64 or more counties are celebrating a very Merry Christmas for 2024 instead of Happy Holidays or a fake Kamala Kwanzaa

I'll see if I can find something more 2024ish and re-post

Waldorf

Dec 20, 2024

Happy Hannarhamakwanzmas!

troystory

Dec 18, 2024

Merry CHRISTmas. :)

Butkus51

Dec 18, 2024

Doc, Next time use USPS priority mail flat rate up to 50 lbs limit? Recently, used this A+ service, large box flat rate = $26.00. Shipped some stuff to Georgia (7.0 lbs) I think your hot dogs would fit in the medium box = $19.50. Dang, your fee would have been way cheaper vs FedX $300.

The delivery speed was Xlent, my PM parcel got there in 2 days. Why are you down on the USPS? Man, Fed X. prices are crazy... Cheers.

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SanClemente

Dec 18, 2024

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300 bucks or stand in line for an hour with the animals at the post office? probably get covid again. I do remember when 300 bucks was a lot of money. But thanks. I did get ripped off, but I know it will get there. sc

BigBallss

Dec 18, 2024

Kevin Walsh

Dec 18, 2024

So sc I read your post to my wife and she got a laugh. But then she said Tomi's chile, that's like liquid dog food. Her chile is great, she gets a pound of some cheap cut of beef, adds a pound of hamburger, pinto beans, chile powder, cayene pepper onions, garlic, tomato sauce,, parsley, cumin and oregano.. She then stirs it up in a giant caldron. Makes about 4 meals for the 2 of us. If you sent this to your jew friend as a Honika present he would never again be happy with that liquid dog food.

Another thing, you don't want to come to my gym to beat me up for the next day or so. I got both my knees injected yesterday ( a big 20cc syringe in each). And that juice does not all stay local, it goes through out the body. I was totally wired today, went for 2 1/2 hours doing 150 sets. Going from 1 body part to the next. I expect it will still be cursing through my veins tomorrow so you better not mess with me. I probably spelled Honoka wrong but that's OK I mis spelled Christain also today

Feliz Navidad

SanClemente

Dec 18, 2024

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It's a chick thing. They all pretend to hate Tommy's. Especially the better looking ones. But look what they will put in their mouths , including those that signed a prenup.

Tommy's is great.

Don't keep injecting your knees. It breaks down the soft tissues. Try stem cells. Legit stem cells from a legit umbilical cord. It's your only hope .

and dude I have at the very least 5 inches and 60-70 lbs on you. don't post private shit on the internet. sc

Onikoroshi

Dec 18, 2024

next time, text him the recipe like smart people do

if you keep complaining about prices, you will always be known as "That Boomer"

Pro-tip: buy from companies that offer free shipping

almost forgot you old Boomer, Merry Christmas

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SanClemente

Dec 18, 2024

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the recipe for Tommy's chili is a national security secret. sc

Butkus51

Dec 18, 2024

Doc, funny story. Dam lifting and getting big. You should try out for the FB team, DL. If U make the team, tell your agent to demand mucho up front cash and big NIL deal. Warning USC is cheap when paying for players. Oh, can you punt? Mele Kalikimaka and Hauoli Makahiki Hou...

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ciagne

Dec 18, 2024

Rich? And you complain over $300? Lol. Yeah, right. Bozo.

mandb

Dec 18, 2024

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Having money doesn't mean they were stupid with it. Even the middle class that can retire above their means because they weren't stupid with it.

But another point is I don't being taken as a chump of either. I would simply put the chili back in the freezer and tell my buddy it won't come until after the new year.

BobLinMN-2

Dec 18, 2024

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Ciagne is now on every post being an asshole.

SanClemente

Dec 18, 2024

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Thought of that but like most Jews he can’t stand black peoples for whatever reason and I included a happy kwanza greeting card just to hear him laugh his ass off . Totally worth it . sc

Kevin Walsh

Dec 18, 2024

You have been lifting, now I am getting worried. You are not going to come to my gym and beat me up are you? This is the Christmas season, Feliz Navidad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8NcQzMQN_U

SanClemente

Dec 19, 2024

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Woman find a way to ruin everything.

Because it was fed ex it arrived on time today. My buddy was not home, he was at his weekly meeting with a bunch of other jews that I tease are looking for more ways to take over the world, since Hollywood is as dead as USC football with 162 at the helm.

Anyways, I told him years ago when he was having problem having kids that he should have married a mexican, because all he has to do is look at one for more than 30 seconds and they get pregnant. He's had two great kids since. One flew fighters for the Israeli defense force who cares what the chick did. I thought jews only cared about who mom was? Apparently not.

So anyways Kevin, I sent the Tommy's Chili your wife pretends to hate and because I had it delivered without your precious gubment involved , it actually got their on time. Imagine that.

But of course his wife got the package this morning and freaking OPENED IT. It was NOT addressed to her, and if her mexican ass was still in mexico , she would never have dared touch it. So she calls by friend and tells him, you got a box of frozen food with a Kwanza card. Took him a second to figure it out. Remember he wasn't home.

I told him that she deserved a good beating for opening his mail. And she in the long run would be better for it. makes them wet as november.

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Kevin Walsh

Dec 20, 2024

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LOL, you didn't mention whether his wife tried any of it and whether she liked it or whether she thought it tasted like liquid dog food. If you get a chance please ask him. The answer could provide some insight on the woman he married.

SanClemente

Dec 20, 2024

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why would I care what she thinks about, well, anything. I do know she can cook. man can she cook. Lucky guy. sc

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Unknown member

Dec 17, 2024

Wow . .what an interesting story that was .. you're a boring ahole

Daystalker

Dec 17, 2024