Since he doesn’t call the plays or hire assistant coaches per Petros. Harrell and Bohn do that.
Well, for one, he loses important games against ranked opponents, often while holding a significant talent advantage against the opponent.
Bootlick, ass-kiss, yes-man, look stupid, eat pancakes.
he's in charge of ice cream duty. someone has to do it, and it's only 4 million a year. As assistant coach he brought donuts and picked up the real coaches dry cleaning. dude isn't completely useless. sc
He also massages the sore feet of old-lady donors. It a gross job but SC wants their money for the likely buyout soon.
@BigBallss lmao. zing
@Waldorf you are probably more accurate than we imagine. A loss vs UCLA last year changes things.
BB a lot of coaches have done that the last few years big deal.
prep guy, head coachspeak pro.
CEO. Morale. Refreshments. Soap Monitor.