Hey Java - you've mentioned that the old site was a lot of work for Java Jr. What specifically did he do?
What I'm thinking is we can find a cheap website person (in Pakistan, India, etc) to do the maintenance that Java Jr used to do. I'm sure some folks could chip in to pay for the guy to maintain it.
I've used both https://www.fiverr.com/ and http://upwork.com/ quite a bit to get help on this kind of stuff. You can sort by hourly rate, project rate, or just list a job and people can bid for it. It might not be too expensive, we can get back to the green site, and we won't have to bother Java Jr.
Let me know what you think.