you really can't make this stuff up.
USC football under FATBOY Hugs Helton actually had , for several days, a homeless douche masquerade as a division one college football player during spring practice.
And neither FAT BOY nor anyone else NOTICED?
He showed up to practice. HE SAT DOWN AND ATE AT THE TRAINING TABLE . Didn't miss a meal.
Didn't stick out . NO one thought to ask , who is this guy? A HOMELESS DOUCHE.
THING ABOUT THAT.
MAYBE HERE IN RAISINS' SAFE SPACE, that wouldn't be such a surprise.
BUT USC FAWKING FOOTBALL????????? THE CREAM OF THE CROP????????????
AND NO ONE (still two words) noticed. Wore number 87. No one noticed. All he had to do was say the ebonics words, "HOE D' DOE" and someone let him in. Can you imagine a security guard risking his job these days , Really? Me neither. And no one did.
He apparently slept in one of the luxury suits at the Coliseum.
So you wonder where did he bathe. well he took jacuzzi's with the players. no lie. LMAO.
I bet even Lord Sanka would notice a homeless guy on a paddle boat floating around on his fake lake in back of his house.
BUT NOT THE GENIUS COACHES OR PLAYERS OR ANYONE ELSE AT STORIED SOUTHERN CAL.
It took a couple of fumbled punt returns for anyone to ask, "WHO THE FAWK IS THIS GUY"????????
He was in a uniform and helmet, that he apparently got from the fingerprint secured McKay center. Think about that.
This is just too precious for words. If you can tell the difference, you are one up on the brain dead rah rahs and this worthless USC coaching staff.
USC FOOTBALL IS SO VERY FAWKING DEAD. sc