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    San Clemente
    Apr 10, 2021
    Edited: Apr 11, 2021

    Irrefutable PROOF USC football is dead.

    in WildWest Football Board

    you really can't make this stuff up.



    USC football under FATBOY Hugs Helton actually had , for several days, a homeless douche masquerade as a division one college football player during spring practice.


    And neither FAT BOY nor anyone else NOTICED?


    He showed up to practice. HE SAT DOWN AND ATE AT THE TRAINING TABLE . Didn't miss a meal.


    Didn't stick out . NO one thought to ask , who is this guy? A HOMELESS DOUCHE.


    THING ABOUT THAT.


    MAYBE HERE IN RAISINS' SAFE SPACE, that wouldn't be such a surprise.


    BUT USC FAWKING FOOTBALL????????? THE CREAM OF THE CROP????????????


    AND NO ONE (still two words) noticed. Wore number 87. No one noticed. All he had to do was say the ebonics words, "HOE D' DOE" and someone let him in. Can you imagine a security guard risking his job these days , Really? Me neither. And no one did.


    He apparently slept in one of the luxury suits at the Coliseum.


    So you wonder where did he bathe. well he took jacuzzi's with the players. no lie. LMAO.


    I bet even Lord Sanka would notice a homeless guy on a paddle boat floating around on his fake lake in back of his house.


    BUT NOT THE GENIUS COACHES OR PLAYERS OR ANYONE ELSE AT STORIED SOUTHERN CAL.



    It took a couple of fumbled punt returns for anyone to ask, "WHO THE FAWK IS THIS GUY"????????



    He was in a uniform and helmet, that he apparently got from the fingerprint secured McKay center. Think about that.


    This is just too precious for words. If you can tell the difference, you are one up on the brain dead rah rahs and this worthless USC coaching staff.




    USC FOOTBALL IS SO VERY FAWKING DEAD. sc

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    the909trojan
    Apr 12, 2021

    @San Clemente Jake Olson let him in.

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    August West
    Apr 11, 2021

    When I read this I had to check it wasn’t the Onion or Bee.


    Goober really has a handle on the team, dumbfawk doesn’t know a bum is fielding punts.


    And there’s idiots here that think he’s a good coach. smh

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    BobLinMN-2
    Apr 11, 2021
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    Imagine an imposter from the Braille Institute of Los Angeles

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    ATLBRUIN
    Apr 10, 2021

    That is hilarious! Only at USC,

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    Pasadena Trojan
    Apr 10, 2021

    Did Frank The Flash Candela come back??? One more year of eligibility?

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    Fraud
    Apr 10, 2021

    I like the homeless. They have suffered deep trauma, addiction and pain. Survivors. We do more for wall jumping beaners like the ASU retard than we do for homeless military vets. CRAZY!

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    BobLinMN-2
    Apr 10, 2021

    But look who's sitting behind the Resolute Desk!

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    bruinrock
    Apr 10, 2021

    LOL. Good write up Clem

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    rwc1952
    Apr 10, 2021

    Too funny. That is unbelievable that Helton doesn’t even notice.

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