@the909trojan I heard that and immediately thought to myself how sad it is that you're mistaken for another shitty coach, who happens to also be your father
@D CLEATER Just as you reached in and grabbed another beer to pad your already massive gut Remember what you used to look like? Man you used to be able to throw that ball over the mountain.
@Java no gut here, bud. Workout 6x a week and eat clean. You could actually benefit by hitting the gym. You're skinnier than Art V and look like a starved desert rat. Shoot me an e-mail and I can send over a workout plan to help you get started.
But what you really need is a good meal plan to put you in a calorie surplus. About 350 calories over daily energy expenditure will help you put on a pound of muscle or two every 3-4 weeks. Then you can start looking like a man instead of Kate Moss
I loved when the announcer called Clay Helton, Kim Helton when they were showing him and the team in the tunnel waiting to run out onto the field.
Gomer is the laughingstock of CFB
DC
Better than the SC coaches at any rate
TOTALLY agree.