Mike Leach, aka the pirate. He has McKay's sense of humor and McKay's NASTY streak. His teams are not just innovative offensively but his defenses are surprisingly good. He won't buy into the PC bullshit and he won't recruit and play selfish prima donnas. He is not too old. He would rejuvenate USC's fan interest!!!
Who is a better alternative?
USC specializes in recruiting QBs and WRs. They would thrive in his system.