These are the current options. Other suggestions welcomed
(1) He took over a prestige program in decline and guided it to laughingstock status.
(2) He's the man who made SC football irrelevant to SC fans.
(3) He couldn't coach a lick but no one had the balls to tell him.
(4) He proved the Peter Principle two jobs before being named Head Coach.
(5) His only problem was his career just peaked too soon.