Any plans for the upcoming Juneteenth holiday?

I'm going to ignore my potential as a unique child of God. I'm going to squander the gifts of life. And, I will blame others for my challenges. Happry Blameteenth.

Sure, get up and think of three things to complain about.

Then write the word INFERIOR where my head lines up on the master bath mirror.

Then with lunch three more things to bitch , moan and grown about.

With dinner bitch about how life is unfair but be grateful I wasn't born with pubic hair on my head.

At night , wash off the mirror and thank the big and little G that I was never born anywhere where I would be still on the menu. sc

Gunna pour some lynchburg lemonades

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LYNCHBURG LEMONADE A taste of Lynchburg and summer over ice. INGREDIENTS

• 1 ozJack Daniel's Old No. 7® [or better if you've got it]

• 1 oz Triple sec

• 1 oz Sour mix or lemon juice

• 4 ozLemon-lime soda

INSTRUCTIONS

1. 3/4 fill a highball glass with cubed ice

2. Pour Whiskey over ice

3. Add remaining ingredients and stir

4. Add lemon wedge to garnish

Think about it, once a year we get to retell the story of how the Republicans freed the slaves from those evil southern democrats. This is a wonderful thing.