Not big dicking it, bragging, counting my money or anything like that. Think of it more like me rubbing my Big Ballss on my haters face. Especially the guy who periodically jumps into my threads and posts, “ wasted click”, “ useless investment advice” or booshet like that. He wears a mask and he is a man. He Hate Me.
1) October 2012 As the housing crisis worsened I posted that I had moved my money into a self directed IRA and was using an app called Foreclosure Radar to identify, buy, rehab and flip houses. Made a few million.
2) November 2013 After flipping a bunch of properties I posted that I was switching strategies and instead of flipping I would start holding properties with the expectation that property values had hit bottom and we would start seeing values rise. Did that up until 2019, bought and hold a bunch of properties. That has turned into many millions.
3) March 01, 2019 Tesla stock. I posted that I had purchased a Tesla car for my birthday , loved it, it was the future and bought Tesla stock to put my money where my mouth is. The stock was at about $19.00 that day. By December 2021 I rode it to $1240. Millions. The shet I took on this board. “ The new DeLorean”, “Tesla will be bankrupt in a year”, “Musk is crazy” ok that one is true, “You’re an idiot, no one is going to buy an electric car”, “It’s an IPad with a steering wheel”. I know you fawkers remember that. Suk it.
4) January 2020 as the Covid virus started getting traction I posted that I bought Pfizer, WMT and Kroger. Months later Pfizer came up with a vaccine and people went nuts stockpiling non perishables and disinfectants. Boom. Six Banger.
5)April 2025 PLTR I posted that I bought at $88.00. “ It’s priced too high”. A few weeks later PLTR signs a deal with NATO, and then another with the Pentagon, boom. It hits $180.00. Six Banger.
Bonus: August 2023, bought non performing loans at deep discounts. This investment requires expertise that not everyone has, so I totally understand if you can’t follow my advice. I’m ballss deep into this one right now. When the dust settles, this will be millions too.,
I never encouraged anyone to follow my moves. And I never will. I simply posted what I was doing and left it up to you to decide. But if you followed me, you got rich. I could also recap a lot of Java’s moves which were way different from mine but just as profitable. But that’s not my story to tell. This board, the Wealth board, has given million dollar opportunities to those that listened.
You don’t like it? Suk my ballz thru my draws.
I was just thinking as I wrote mine how different your path and choices are. But that's what makes America so great. So many ways to make money and get rich. Shoot, who knew you could make a mint putting masks on and off people's faces, taking orders from a real doctor? And then shove gold up your poop chute at Warren Buffet's direction? And make all that money on dividends and gold earnings and gold splitting. If you leave it up your butt long enough it does a split you know. Better than Tesla's
I am amazed about how you made all that in real estate. And buying a car from an eccentric. THEN AGAIN. I originally bought Apple because I was enamored with this chewing gum sized device a kid on the mound had in his pocket. It was an ipod and I had a walkman as a kid. I immediately saw the superiority and thought Apple was on to something. And BOOM Iphone soon after.
I think my kids when I taught them about investing bought Dick's sporting goods. Something they understood and valued. And I think over the last decade it did quite well. One son bought Chiptole because he liked eating there and I think over the last 10-15 years it's up like 1,000% I sure hope he kept that stock. I should ask him. $500 would be worth like $50,000 today.
Anyway, he who hesitates is lost grasshopper. You have not. you have not sat on your cash. you put it to work for you and you deserve Gavin to keep his hands off it.
What is a 6 banger?
But, you didn't predict Caitlyn Clark's greatness or the Cavs rise to the plyoffs